Fart king!
Before Ben Affleck had a back tattoo and the entire world went to shit, he and Jennifer Garner procreated and had three children together!
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One of them is named Sam*, the youngest child, and he is my new hero!!!
*This is not actually Sam. This is a morph thing.
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Why you ask? Because he’s learning how to spell and it turns out…
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…HE LOVES FARTS.
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Turns out he has loved farts since at least November, early in his writing practice days!
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Finally, someone says it!
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I.
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STAN.
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And I take these hashtags on Jennifer’s Instagram post to mean that she ALSO loves farts. Which I appreciate!
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So yeah, I would say that Sam is my favorite of the Affleck/Garner children. But actually, tied for first is Seraphina, who knitted her mom this giant scarf that I am obsessed with!
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