I’m not one who normally compares everyday things with sex, because we all know they just aren’t the same. But recently people have answered ‘what’s a non-sexual moment equivalent of an orgasm?’ and these feelings are satisfying as hell.
Putting on jeans still hot from the dryer on a cold morning.
-PM_ME_UR_KNITS
When you finally scratch the itch you can’t reach inside your pants for etiquette reasons.
-PMmeYourBoobsMilady
When you wake up on a Saturday morning with the sun streaking through the curtains thinking you missed your alarm and the realisation hits you: there was no alarm. And there will be no alarm.
-IneffableQuale
When you get the shower temperature juuuuuust right.
-mustachesunited
Back scratch by someone with natural nails.
-xHazzardHawkx
Scratching the sock marks on your leg after a long day wearing it.
-Bitterismylastname
Peeling off a new device screen protector.
-jsb
Finally being able to floss something that has been stuck in your teeth for a while.
-Batkratos
Getting in bed after a very long exhausting day. The sheets seem to cuddle and caress you like a lover.
-thudly
When you’re cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start gliding.
-Febuarie
A hairdresser washing your hair and massaging your scalp. Holy fuck that’s the best feeling.
-tragicworldrecord
When you parallel park your car in a tight spot with one turn and not stopping.
-jfk333
Paycheck, bonus and tax return hits the bank account on the same day.
-arb1987
Fixing something on the first try without YouTube or calling your dad.
-DJ__Bobo
Blowing your nose just after a cold, the feeling of goop coming out and being able to breathe better.
-RaptureRising
When you get more than 5 green lights in a row.
-meta_uprising
Waking up with a stiff neck/back then cracking it and it actually feels better.
-The_limeman
Being insanely thirsty and chugging cool water.
-theskyisgreen24
Eating an epic meal when you’re really hungry.
-TreacherousMango
When the thing you didn’t want to go to gets cancelled.
-Timlad
When the bit of water that was stuck in your ear finally comes out.
-NiftyFella
Peeing after holding it in for a very very long time. That sigh of relief you let out.
-buffalo_wings27
That first moment when you get home from work and don’t have to deal with people for the next 12-15 hours.
-Rysilk
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