Here for it.
Well well well, here we are again, BUZZFOOLS, talking about the best celebrity on Instagram and planet Earth, Britney Spears.
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If you asked me 12 years ago, “Hey gay lil’ Matt, what do you think Britney Spears will be doing in 2018?” I would have never guessed: chatting with Albert Einstein, having runway fashion shows for her dogs, boning a fine-ass 24-year-old, AND NOW collecting and curating her own personal collection of teeny, tiny furniture.
Gay little Matt
Yes, the rumors are true! Our girl has a tiny baby furniture fetish.
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Let’s dive right in to this unique and now iconic lil’ fetish.
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The first time I realized Britney Spears had a *thing* for tiny baby furniture was this selfie.
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What’s that there? Oh yes, it’s a tiny baby bed just sitting there in the corner of her gorgeous home gym. HMMMM, I was curious, my interest piqued.
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Could my queen be delving into the dark world of tiny furniture?
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Then, there was *this* workout video. *Takes a deep breath* What the…
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Ah ha! Yes. A tiny baby couch.
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The tiny baby couch also made an appearance later in the video.
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Legend.
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Fast forward, months later…
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It’s Christmas. Britney posted a picture of her giant tree, but a lil’ teeny thing caught my eye…
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WHAT IN THE tiny baby furniture world do we have here?! This is like the Princess Diana Beanie Baby of tiny baby furniture. A TEENY, TINY LA-Z-BOY.
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That brings us to present day when Miss Britney granted us another view of her gorgeous mini couch. While doing some choreo to her (should have been) multi-lingual SMASH song “Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortes),” there she was.
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Gorgeous.
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I’m bald.
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All of this leaves me breathless and flabbergasted. What a gorgeous tiny baby furniture queen! While your faves are out here collecting diamonds and jewels, we have a humble queen collecting miniature furniture.
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