This is a case for the FBI.
Hi. Hello there. Hey. I’m here to talk to you about your favorite Rock, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
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If you don’t know, Dwayne just became the father of a third daughter. She is super cute. And her name? Tiana Gia: Equally gorgeous.
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But wait, I noticed something, the Rock’s middle daughter is named…Jasmine.
His eldest daughter is named Simone.
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Jasmine…
*cough* Aladdin *cough*
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…and Tiana.
*cough cough* The Princess and the Frog *cough cough*
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Now I know what you’re thinking: Wow, Sheridan, what kind of Detective work is this?!?!?!
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Well let me drop a bombshell on you: I DON’T THINK THIS IS A COINCIDENCE!!! Check out this video with BuzzFeed where the Rock was thrilled he got Princess Jasmine, since it’s the name of his daughter.
And now he has a daughter named Tiana!
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TL;DR: The Rock’s life is a Disney fairytale IRL. That’s all.
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