Listen up, my dudes. If you have not seen the Jane the Virgin season finale then TURN BACK. TURN BACK, I SAY.
I have warned ya! This isn’t just one of the spoiler alerts people throw around willy nilly. This is a MASSIVE twist and if you don’t want it revealed, I freakin’ warned you!!!
………………….. THE. FACT. THAT. MICHAEL. IS. ALIVE?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
If you remember, our dear Michael “died” in season 3.
Do you remember where you first were when you saw him re-grace our screens? I do, because I was SCREAMING. SCREAMING!!!
Some options I've been throwing around: he had to go deep undercover for a case (which will definitely piss all of us off — how can you put our Jane through that?!?!?!); this is his twin brother; or he is actually one of those robot things from Black Mirror that you can order to look exactly like your dead husband.
And it looks like the JTV cast had the same reaction.
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Everyone’s freaking out!!!
All I can say is, Season Five needs to happen NOW.
In interest of full disclosure: I was very much Team Michael (come on, Rafael is hot and wonderful but can also be a very shitty boyfriend) but after his death, I became a happy member of Team Rafael. But now that Michael's back? I DON'T KNOW.